If, like us, you ever pass a group of carefree children at the park and sigh wistfully whilst reminiscing on the joys of yesteryear – no bills, no responsibilities, no adulting, then have we got the venue for you.

A playground for adults has recently opened its doors to the public and it comes in the form of Ballers Clubhouse. With 2500sqm dedicated entirely to good times, Ballers Clubhouse is the largest licensed venue in the whole of the CBD, and features multiple spaces so there’s absolutely no chance of getting bored.

Every group has that one friend that wanders off on a night out looking for adventure. Fair warning: even though at Ballers you don’t have to wander far to find it,  you may lose them forever in this large, playhouse landscape inspired by bar sports. With six bars on offer and a multiple rooms to explore, maybe it’ll be you that gets lost during an adventure, and we don’t blame you.

Ballers features some of the best bar games out there, including ping pong, darts, shuffleboards (table and standing) as well as VR experiences and old school arcade games. Every fibre of your competitive being may be screaming, and you’d be exactly right if you wanted to let it out. There is also a patio on the roof with cabanas for that intense Miami feel if you need to take a breather.

The venue holds 75 beers on tap, as well as all the menu staples like wine, cider and cocktails. The food menu offers lots of sharing plates and foods to be eaten with one hand, so you can fuel up and play on all night long. Nibblies such as tacos, sliders, Buffalo wings, and 10-inch pizzas will tickle anyone’s fancy.

Bookings are essential so make sure you get your most competitive friends and choose your game fighter. There are multiple packages to choose from, some of which include food and drinks so your whole night is literally sorted, all you need to do is limber up and get rrrrrready to rrrrrrumble.

Ballers is also here to spruce up your next event. There are ten spaces for hire which includes exclusive room hire and multiple packages to choose from. Let the team at Ballers set up a competition package for your function which includes food and beverages and a round robin style event.

There is literally something for everyone at Ballers’ so there is no excuse not to try it out.

What better way to bond with your loved ones after lockdown than to take them out and beat their asses as ping pong? Perhaps you want to assert dominance over a date. Maybe your boss is just really getting you down and your department needs a morale boost. Come on down and settle that score and leave your pleasantries at the door.

(Good sports allowed only).

For more info on functions at Ballers Clubhouse [click here].